Ah yes, I do have one photograph you may be particularly interested in. This is me and my dearest brother, Benjen. We took many photos of each other like this back during his stay in Winterfell. *chuckles to myself* I do miss him dearly.

Well greetings Hodor! I do assume you’ve been taking good care of Bran? Of course you have. Might I suggest that you bone the Osha Wildling lady? She is a beautiful creature. One whom you must ride like the stallion who will mount the world! 

*rubs his temple and sighs* I do apologize for my absence, once again, friend of friends. I had met a lovely ghost whore by the name of Shanaynay and she has indeed been keeping me occupied with her clunge. *chuckles* I have been missed, yes? 

*chuckles* So I take it you have not had sex then? Well it seems the young Shireen Baratheon is quite fond of you. Perhaps she fancies you even! 

Ah such is an unfortunate tale you tell me. Well if you ever find yourself among the dead in the shadow land…you know where to find me.

I thank you friend! Would you be interested in having sex?

Ah Patchface! Hello dear friend. I see you are doing well on this lovely day. *clasps the fool on his shoulder* Tell me, have you yet to experience the glorious wonders of sexual intercourse? If not, I find that I have always been helpful with giving advice. 

It seems that my absence has been noticed. Ah, fear not little ones. I am back. I had found a beautiful brothel filled with ghost whores so I have indeed been keeping myself busy. 

Yes, daughter. Fuck is good. We like to fuck. But not with family members because we are not Lannisters. *laughs at his own little pun*